a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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