What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

yes... that's the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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