What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what is orange? an orange

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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