A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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obama's promises

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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