A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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