- Anti Joke

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.