what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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women rights

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Anti Joke

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