- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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