How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

A man penetrates another man.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's big and long? My dick.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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