- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Reading books

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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