What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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