what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Knock knock. Racism.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

vaginas are pretty!!!!

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