have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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