How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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bryden is a faggot

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Mormons having fun.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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