- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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