Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

i lost the game

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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