- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Women's rights.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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