What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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falling didnt make the difference

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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You're*

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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