- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

There was an american man on the way to work.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Agent 47.

Justin Bieber

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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