Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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