- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

My parents died!

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

a fish swimming in the water swims

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

falling didnt make the difference

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Mormons having fun.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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