What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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