How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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DERP

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Black people being friendly.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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