- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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