Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Cleveland winning something

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Rick santorum

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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