- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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