What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why didn't he finish his

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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