- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

squirrels with massive bonerss

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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