- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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42, that is all

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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