What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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I have aids

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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