- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why can't february march Because april may

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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