Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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