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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

I love pissing people off :P

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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