- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Autism speaks but not really

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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