- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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