- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A homosexual walks into a church

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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