- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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