what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

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