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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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