Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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cancer

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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