- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

No.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Gay's

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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