An English man walks into a pub.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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