- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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