Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Faithful men.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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President Donald Trump

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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