roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How much Is a free app on my market?

You

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Justin's hair

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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