- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

E= McVagina

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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