Butt poop.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

girls basketball

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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