3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Water? I hardly know her.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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