What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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You're welcome!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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