Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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John Stamos.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Anti Joke

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