how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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NASCAR

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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