What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

girls basketball

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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