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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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