A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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