What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Meow.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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