What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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